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Oscar: Oh no! I must hurry before the year-end sales are over!
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Oscar: Whew, I’ve made it. They still have a few left on sale. I’ve been holding off buying this laptop since it came out a year ago.
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Last Year's Laptop model description: Year-end mega sale! $1000 Now $500! Features: Heavy - Corrects your other askew shoulder! With Principle - Won’t take newer unproven software.
This Year's Laptop model description: Brand new model! $1000.
Features: Everything 100% faster, lighter, brighter & smarter!!
Just so much better than last year’s model.
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Oscar: The world is toying me. I don’t need a frickin laptop. Giving is actually an easier decision.
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Frame 1
Oscar: Oh no! I must hurry before the year-end sales are over!
Frame 2
Oscar: Whew, I’ve made it. They still have a few left on sale. I’ve been holding off buying this laptop since it came out a year ago.
Frame 3
Last Year's Laptop model description: Year-end mega sale! $1000 Now $500! Features: Heavy - Corrects your other askew shoulder! With Principle - Won’t take newer unproven software.
This Year's Laptop model description: Brand new model! $1000.
Features: Everything 100% faster, lighter, brighter & smarter!!
Just so much better than last year’s model.
Frame 4
Oscar: The world is toying me. I don’t need a frickin laptop. Giving is actually an easier decision.

I actually did get a laptop this year, it’s a pretty good one, but I also gave to those less forunate. Tis the season, fa-la-la-la-la, happy new year, all that fun stuff